English Jokes

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Today I am bringing to you some jokes I hope yow will like them

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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign
TEACHER : What sign
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria

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I LIKE THIS IS STUDENTS TO CLEAR THEM INTERSTING

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Despite the mood close, but I laughed it
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There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman
hehehehehehehehe
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very funny

i have one

Why 10 scared from 7 ??

because
7 - 8 - 9

seven eat nine

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Why 10 scared from 7 ??

because
7 - 8 - 9

seven eat nine

HAHAHAHA

Good one

I like it very much

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking
when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

it is clear that he likes School

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thanks a lot

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Yes

Poor
Teachers


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thanks this is me for these lovely jokes




There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets.
She yelled at him,Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman


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some wifes are doing the same


they do not give thier husband the oppourtinity to clearify why he is late

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria



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American students are always brilliant


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thanks for the jokes



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["sniper&radiant"]

thank you


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i like same jokes it is funny

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["sniper&radiant"]

thank you


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i like same jokes it is funny


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best wishes

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